plenilune:

how to make friend not sad

• tell joke?
• give thing?
• follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF?
• say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly?
• stare at them until the sad falls off?

I DON’T GET THIS HOW DOES IT WORK I’M SORRY

(via squid-ears)

PICK UP YOUR FUCKING FEET WHEN YOU WALK

DON’T CHEW GUM

This PSA brought to you by my insane pet peeves